Dylan Will Not Leave the Cuckoo's Nest

Well everyone, usually it takes me about... five days to four months to get over quote unquote "miscasting". I got over it this time by the next day. To all who were offended by that last post, sorry. Most of the offensive stuff was only in jest. Anyway, I'm looking forward to this show. I think it will be a good one. I'm sure everyone will come through well. Mr. C has always had a great eye for potential. It's only failed him a few times, and he's been well aware of it. He knows what he's doing. Frankly, Reina is happy about me getting Harding. She says the one time I read for it at callbacks, I rocked it. Apparently, I can act almost-gay very well. And I'm milking it, people. At least I'm not going to have to argue with Mr. C not to pull my pants down. THAT was agony. Thank God I got my way. I mean, I want to retain some dignity onstage. In college, sure. In high school... it would have been all I am remembered for.

And hey, on Sparknotes and Cliffsnotes, I'm one of only four characters that have "in-depth analysis" links! It's gonna be fine. Thanks to Caitlin, who reminded me that her boat had bigger holes in it. Thanks to my mom for providing me with the birth control information a bunch of girls asked me about. (My mom's a lactation consultant.) Thanks to whomever. I would have posted sooner about my anger dying down, but I've been unbelievably busy with this whole LA/DC thing.

Speaking of that, I drove from Yucaipa to LA and from LA all the way home! It was really fun. C'mon... a really bumpy freeway, speeds up to 85... or more... awesomeness. Although I regret drinking that nasty Jack-in-the-Box soda and eating the burger... usually, the employees there don't try to make me throw up. And I shouldn't have eaten that extremely greasy pizza either. That was horrendous. And I found out how to spell "eminent domain." I misspelled it "imminent". Hey now... not all of us are Akeelah Anderson's. The kids were all nice. I knew one already from the Law Institute. One of the moms was a bit controlling. Yiesh!

Anyway... I'm hungry. I missed school today cuz I'm sick and now I'm gonna go get some food. Tah-tah... that sounded so stupid. Later...

-Big D