A lot has gone on since I last blogged, but I'm not in the mood right now. I just need to say a few things...
Michael Navarro: You are a pathetic pussy bitchface motherfucker whose balls should be roughly slid against a cheese grater until they are fucking GONE. Where the fuck do you get off writing that shit in my year book? Asshole! If I'd have known at the time I would have called you out right in the middle of Whitehead's classroom of evangelical conservative cow dung and ripped your fucking head off. I don't even know where the shit you're going to school, but if it IS UCLA, I hope you trip and tumble all the way down those big ass steps by Bruin Walk. I hope you get eaten alive by the baby squirrels. I hope someone hangs you from the top of Dykstra. You fucking fatass babyfaced cock choking ASS SHIT! The next time I see you in town, at the donut shop, jack in the crack, von's, wal mart, wherever the FUCK you like to be, I'll make sure to rape you with my words so badly that you'll want to press charges. I hate you for pulling that shit. How dare you. How DARE you.
-Big D
PS: I know... this post is SO not inclusive. You'll learn what that is in my next entry. Good night, y'all!
2 comments:
Deep breaths Dylan. In and out...What on EARTH did he write?
I have to say, I know you're angry right now, but you're so hilarious. I love you.
With regards to whatever he said, it doesn't stop you from being the fabulous, wonderful person that you are! And everyone around you knows it. Hell, you got out of the valley and you're doing SO WELL! Look at the life you've made for yourself! You're progressing towards a career doing what you love. You're one to be admired. You're also a big enough person not to talk smack in a yearbook like a pathetic loser who had to go trying to trash someone elses happiness because he didn't have his own. Lame!!
I miss you, and I wish we were going to the same school :( It's all good though. I hope you're feeling better when you read this, and less like Taylor after Kanye!
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